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JOKE: Accra, not Akara
 
A Nigerian man who had been squatting all the nooks and crannies of Lagos for four years in search of a job got frustrated and decided to relocate to Accra, the capital of Ghana. Fortunately for him, he saw a vacancy in a particular company after one week of his stay in Accra. So, he applied for the job and went for an interview. On the day of the interview, the following conversation ensued between him and the interviewer.
 
Interviewer: May I know you sir?
 
Man: My name is Baba Sola.
 
Interviewer:(surprised) That's strange. Are you a Ghanaian?
 
Man: No, I'm a Nigerian.
 
Interviewer: Have you been to Accra before?
 
Man: Oh, you mean Akara, in fact I just ate Bread and Akara before coming here this morning.
CRAZY FATHER AKPORS... Akpors' son was planning to get married,so he asked his father how he could find out if his bride was still a virgin. Akpors thought for a while and said,"Okey,listen to me! There's a 100% method to find out if she's still a virgin.You need three things: a small can of green paint,a small can of white paint and a shovel." The son asks,"And what do I do with these things?" "Okay, before you go into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls with green and another with white. Now,if she says,"That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen..." then you hit her with the shovel!" THE LORD'S PRAYER IN PIDGIN ENGLISH (Matthew 6:9-13) Our papa, wey arrange for heaven. How ur body for area? Make ur kingdom show. Make ur package dey corporate for earth, as e arrange for heaven. Give us this day Agege bread, as usual Abeg forgive us any where we fall ur hand, so dat we fit forgive the people wey fall our hand too No let us fall inside gbege wey we no fit carry. But deliver us from ba

Joke 2

                   
One day, a girl wanted to reach her dad on the phone but to her surprise, she heard a strange voice saying, 'the number you have dialled is not reachable at the moment please try again later.' The girl who thought that it was her daddy's girlfriend who spoke to her on the phone ran to her mother and the following conversation ensued:
 
Girl: Mummy, do you know that daddy has a girlfriend?
 
Mother
: (surprised) How do you mean?
 
Girl: I called him some minutes ago but a lady picked the call saying, 'the number you have dialled is not reachable at the moment please try again later.'

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